Perez Hilton got the shit kicked out of him after he was a disrespectful to a series of people as a result of what was very likely an appletini overdose. Perez, who is no stranger to controversy, decided to antagonize Fergie by insulting her latest album. When he later met up with Fergie's "brother" Will.I.am, he called him a "fucking faggot" to his face. And now he is shocked that he has a black eye. Let me level with you here, Perez ...Perez, it is never smart to insult someone to their face. In fact, this is a lesson most of us learned way back in elementary school. But we know that you are a slow learner, so we are going to catch you up to speed. Repeat after me: I (I). Perez Hilton (Perez Hilton). Should Stop Being (Should Stop Being). A Complete Shitbag (A Complete Shitbag).
Wow. What a valuable life lesson. And no one important was hurt in the process. What a marvelous world we live in.
